Oye Happy

Friendship Contract

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Send your best friend a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being your friend for a lifetime.

Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient.

Sample Content of Friendship Contract :

How long will the term of the contract be?
( ) Jab tak hai jaan
( ) Till one of us gets married
( ) Till one of us die of liver failure
( ) Longer than all saas-bahu serials put together

What is your idea of a perfect day with the client?
( ) Get drunk till we can’t remember our own names
( ) Skydive from a spaceship over Antarctica
( ) Gossip over chai and samosa
( ) Get on tinder and judge the soul out of people

The contract cannot be cancelled or postponed without a hearing. The hearing can only take place when both parties are present at a 5-star hotel paid for by the recipient.

Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Specifications:
Size of the contract: 6 x 8 inches

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